Jon: You know, I think most folks would have had a breakdown right about now…

Writer: What, generic ‘dissociative state’ ain’t good enough for ya?

Jon: When we’ve gone from normal life to ghost dogs and ghost deer and people shooting at me and then getting killed by boxes of dead fish all in the space of, what, a chapter?… no.

Writer: You’re just grumpy because there weren’t any bears.

Jon: *sighs*

Writer: Fine, fine…

Suddenly! For no apparent reason! …there were bears.