Category Archives: 6 – Martha.net

RSSing my Life

Adding Default Category Thumbnails to Boilerplate 3.0

Now that I’m more or less settled into the new WordPress Theme, it’s time to start documenting the changes! :)

This time around I’m building the modifications the right way and using a Child Theme to tweak the main theme: Boilerplate 3.0. (If you’re looking for ways to tweak thumbnails in Mystique, I have a post on how to hack the old version 2.4.2 here.)

The following code will add a thumbnail of the post’s featured image or the default category icon. I only use it on the front page, but it can be used with any of the loops. Continue reading

Patching The Gaps

Patching the Gaps

Best of Intentions

Once again I’m running behind on my posting schedule—so look for the missing World of Treadcraft and The Wolves We Are posts to show up tonight or tomorrow morning.

In order to keep this from happening again planned out the posts for the rest of February (and am hashing out a general outline for the rest of the year). Tomorrow begins the 60k in 60 Days challenge, so if all goes well I should end up a few posts in the bank by the end of the month. *crosses fingers*

Mind the Dust (or: Switching Themes is Messy)

Code Code Code

Code Code Code

I’ve finally gotten the childtheme for Boilerplate 3.0 where I can live with it, so I’m swapping over from the old Mystique 2.4.2 today.

I’ll be doing some tweaking over the weekend, but you can expect the ‘how did you do that?’ posts to follow in the near future. It’s been a bit of a learning curve, but I’m really liking the way the childtheme handles!

And now back to work… *puts on coding hardhat and climbs back into the guts*

This Old Website (or: DIY for WordPress Themes)

PHP Editing Chainsaw

Vroom!

I think it’s time to break out the theme chainsaw and start doing some renovations. *pokes website*

Right now I’m running a modified/tweaked version 2.4.2 of the Mystique Theme written by digitalnature. This is an older version, but I’m reluctant to upgrade because the theme was completely rebuilt and I’d have to start over from scratch.

Assuming the time I’ve spent tweaking Mystique so far is a sunk cost, I’m faced with either retracing my steps with Mystique or starting from scratch. Since there are a lot of things that Mystique does that I don’t need (or want) it to do— I’m going with scratch(ish). Continue reading

A Year of Tinkering

PHP Editing Chainsaw

Vroom!

I didn’t have any specific goals for the website last year other than ‘more traffic’, which is probably why the Martha.net subblog meandered from topic to topic without getting much done.

Most of the posts had to do with beating the Mystique theme into shape—which proved to be much harder than intended (and why I’ve got ‘build my own theme’ as this year’s goal).

With luck next year’s review will be tilted in favor of the ‘how to do what I did’ posts as opposed to ‘what I’m going to do.’ *kicks code* Continue reading

Dear Spammers (RE: Facebook Friends)

Facebook Logo

I do not want to buy Facebook friends.

My readers do not want to buy Facebook friends.

I cannot conceive of why anyone would want to buy Facebook friends. Sure, it’s nice to see big number under ‘people who like me’, but honestly all I have to do is tell people that if they like my store I’ll friend them on Farmville and I’m set.

So stop trying to leave comments hawking something that I am pretty sure no one wants. Akismet has blocked 18,550 spam comments so far— if you didn’t get approved before, why the heck would you keep trying??

Kthnbai.

*mutters*

When is a Blog a Blog?

Rachelle Gardner : 10 Tidbits About Author Platform

Back in October Rachelle Gardner posted an article titled “10 Tidbits About Author Platform” and I’ve been mulling it over for a while. The main body of the article was the importance of having an author platform, how to build one, and what was considered a decent benchmark for a ‘good’ following.

While most of the information was the same as what I’ve come across before, the benchmark wasn’t– This was the first time I’d seen anyone throw out specific numbers (even bookended with disclaimers). Continue reading

Breadcrumbs and Button Clicks

You may have noticed I did a little bit of tweaking to the Single Post next/previous navigation in the hopes of making the archives a little more user friendly. Mystique uses next_post_link and previous_post_link which default to a time-based navigation—which isn’t helpful when most of my users are more interested in categories.

I couldn’t find any good plug-ins for multi-category navigation (which is odd) so I popped open single.php and started playing. Continue reading

LinkLove, NaNoWriMo Edition : Round 2

Ye Olde Link List

Ye Olde Link List

Welcome to Round 2 of the NaNoWriMo 2011 inspired LinkLove!

With the advent of NaNoWriMo 2011 my tiny Link Love/Blogroll has grown to epic proportions. Now I’m on a quest to make the list useful as well as epic, hence the Cliff Notes™ version below… For the non-NaNo website I’ll come back and do a full post on why I love them later.

For the NaNo blogs, I’m just grabbing info from the About pages. Continue reading

LinkLove, NaNoWriMo Edition : Round 1

Ye Olde Link List

Ye Olde Link List

With the advent of NaNoWriMo 2011 my tiny Link Love/Blogroll has grown to epic proportions. Since I’m trying to make the list useful as well as epic, I’ve decided to pay a little more attention to the folks I’m linking to this time around.

Since I’m still behind on giving some love to the folks I’ve already linked to, I’m squishing the love together in nice bite-sized pieces. At some point I’ll go back and do proper ‘why I read this blog’ posts, but for now you get the Cliff Notes™ version. Continue reading

Outlining November’s Posts

Best Laid Plans

Best Laid Plans

Since I’ll be buried up to the gills in NaNoWriMo I’m trying to get all of November’s posts in queue before the month starts. I am planning on writing some posts on the fly, but basing my assumptions off previous NaNo months—there won’t be many.

This means I need to take a slightly more organized look at what I’m writing and what order I want to post things in. *pokes calendar* Continue reading

LinkLove : zenhabits (or: Zen Habits)

“Zen Habits is about finding simplicity in the daily chaos of our lives. It’s about clearing the clutter so we can focus on what’s important, create something amazing, find happiness.”

Zen Habits is written by Leo Babauta. The blog is irregularly updated and the first post was made on January 9th 2006, if the archives are being truthful.

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Adding ‘Day in Ages Past’ to Your Single Posts

From Ages Past

From Ages Past

Ah, the joys of trying to get old content back in front of readers!

With over 1,200 posts in the archives, I’m hunting down ways of laying breadcrumbs down for the older writing. Since ‘related post’ plug-ins are incredibly hit and miss (given the nature of the Multiblog) I’ve written the following code for single post pages. Continue reading

Revamping the Gallery

Old Gallery

Old Gallery

I’ve been using the WordPress plugin NextGEN Gallery to automatically create my model horse galleries, but I’ve finally given up on it. It’s constantly resizing the pictures incorrectly, has no built-in ‘back to gallery’, ‘back to main’ options, and has a rather annoying way of creating the thumbnails. From what I can find in the forums and FAQ, there’s no easy solution to any of these problems.

So for now I’m keeping the plug-in for simple things, like the slideshows in which I can hide Easter Eggs, but not for actual galleries. I may end up swapping it out for something that only does slideshows, but we’ll see. Continue reading

The Great Tag Implosion

You may have noticed that I have gone from 2,800 tags to 154… and am still in the midst of pruning. Hopefully there will be less than a hundred once the dust has settled, but it’s a bit of a decluttering war at the moment.

The overabundance of tags was the result of last year’s sudden inspiration to tag everything in the Daily Snippits and Saturday Story Prompts.

And I mean everything. Continue reading

Slimming Down the Front Page

Earlier Posts

Earlier Posts

I’ve tweaked the Mystique WordPress Theme created by Digital Nature (v2.4.2) quite a bit since I started playing around with it in March 2010. The most obvious difference (other than replacing the menu bar with icons) was the way posts were presented on the front page.

I mucked around with the query_posts functionality until I coaxed it into displaying the most recent post from each category and then the next four most recent posts in a list below that.

However I’m now going to swap over to just the first post and I figured I’d preserve the code here in case I wanted to use it again… or if anyone else wanted to give it a spin. Continue reading

Content Is Third In Line For The Throne

Things To Come

194 Drafts, 19 Scheduled. Sigh.

Content is King… or at least it is according to the 1,490,000 results on Google. (Ignore the bit where four of the links on the front page celebrate the death of the phrase.)

Opinions may change, but numbers don’t lie: my dearth of content in July resulted in a rather significant drop in traffic over the same time period. I have been neither entertaining nor educational and traffic is back to its pre-June levels. Continue reading

And Together, They Fight Spam!

Spamageddon

Spamageddon

I blame the title on the They Fight Crime entry over at TV Tropes, but it’s sadly appropriate.

I’ve been battling rising spam comments for a while now. I switched over to using Askimet in April and it’s already blocked 4,387 comments from coming through… but that’s four thousand some odd comments that I’ve had to check and delete (in case something ‘real’ got caught up by mistake).

So I’ve taken another tact and added SI CAPTCHA Anti-Spam into the mix. I’m not happy about having to add a captcha, but the spam is getting crazy. Continue reading

One Year of the Megablog!

What Came Before

What Came Before

As of today, it’s been exactly one year since I started the grand insanity that was combining all of the mini-blogs into the One Blog To Rule Them All.

I wouldn’t have noticed the anniversary, since it doesn’t feel anywhere near that long, but my eye caught the old post title in the ‘Posts From this Day in Ages Past’ list. Nothing like a little nostalgia to hijack ones Muses…

The last year passed in a flash, but it’s not that shabby an accomplishment: one year is 365 days, 1,057 posts (763 imported and 294 new), 2,861+ visitors, and 7,026+ page views! Continue reading

Autoposting Fail: I Can Haz It

Failboat

Failboat

I wasn’t aware I had dropped off the face of the earth until I started moving things around for this week’s posts. (I use the plug-in WordPress Editorial Calendar to manage my posts. It’s a great way to make sure I’ve filled in the all the gaps!)

In order to keep the calendar organized, I move all draft posts a year into the future. This keeps me from misposting if I hit the wrong button and makes for easy sorting. Once posts are finalized, I fix the dates when I schedule them.

This time I fixed the month and day… and forgot to fix the year. Continue reading

Predictably Unpredictable

Keys to the Kingdom

Blogging consistently has never been an easy goal for me, but this year I’ve managed post to the MegaBlog every day. The downside to this is that the model horse ‘filler’ posts have taken over some weeks. While the horse to non-horse posting ratio has improved, it’s nowhere near where I was hoping it would be five months in.

Things are getting better, but apparently I need to work a little bit harder at failing upwards. Continue reading

Test of LiveJournal Crossposting Plugin

LiveJournal

Days of Yore

This is a test of the LiveJournal crossposting plugin (Livejournal Crossposter Remix 2.3). I’ve hit a few interesting errors so far, most of which seem to be due to me installing the Russian version of the plug-in first (doh).

Hopefully I can get this working, would be nice to visit my old haunts a little more regularly…

And who knows, maybe my fanfic muses will come back to play!

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Function List for Core.php : Mystique WordPress Theme version 2.4.2

In my continual quest to muck about in the PHP coding for this theme, I have run into the frustrating problem of having to figure out which functions are hidden where. Thus I am posting a few index pages so I can use the search function on this blog as a cheat sheet.

As I write posts translating the various functions I’ll link them from the indexes.

I know Mystique is continually updated and expanded, so some of these will apply only to version 2.4.2. Please check your code before changing anything! Continue reading

April Showers Bring May Flowers

Google Analytics

Google Analytics

What do May Flowers bring? … Pilgrims!

Now that my urge to tell bad jokes is out of the way, let’s take a look at what’s changed in this month’s traffic patterns (comparing March 1-30 to April 1-30). Not that I have amazing traffic, but it’s always good to see what people are finding the blog and what topics they seem to gravitate too.

Have I mentioned that I am slightly addicted to Google Analytics? Continue reading

What does mystique_logo() Do?

A'Coding We Will Go

A'Coding We Will Go!

I’ve been trying to sort out the answer to a question asked on Hacking the Tagline about backgrounds and headers, so I’m pulling apart mystique_logo() from header.php to see what makes it tick. This is a step-by-step overview of what each line does and where the functions it uses are located.

Although I don’t have the newest version of the theme, hopefully this will help others who are trying to tweak mystique_logo() — which contains the blog title or the selected title image.

So let’s pop open Appearance -> Editor and read on… Continue reading