Category Archives: Daily Snippits

Short, normally unconnected pieces of writing that function as my ‘write something every day!’ exercise.

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Worldbuilding for Everyday Wolves

So, hmm, per the tags it looks like I never really did a lot of world building for EW, which is strange since it’s a fun little sandbox. Or at least it looks like it will be a fun sandbox– there may be inherent problems with the situation that aren’t readily apparent. Hmm. *ponders*

Anywho, the basic premise for this universe is that were-whatevers exist, are common knowledge, and are a more or less accepted part of society. It’s obvious from their behaviors they aren’t completely human, but because they have a very long history of peaceful interactions, most of humanity tends to overlook the non-human elements. Sort of like how folks treat wolves as dogs– up until the point here it’s made painful obvious that they aren’t.

Still, when a were goes bad the media has an unashamed field day over it, and there are areas of the world where being a were is still not a conductive to a long life. But it’s been this way for a very long time, and were’s have long since moved into more tolerant societies. As a result there is a bit of a self-segregation on the part of the were community, simply because they really don’t trust ‘plain’ humans all that much.

The basic question of ‘how do they work’ is going to be hand-waved, and an assumption that magic is involved is made by folks in the EW-verse. Per previously written snippits, latern hanging is in vogue for this bit of divine meddling.

This version of weredom is a genetic trait, not contagious, and is a recessive female-biased trait. The species of were is determined by the female, even in full/recessive crosses.

Were-mom + Were-dad = were-kid (both)
Were-mom + human-dad = were-recessive-kid (both)
Were-mom + were-recessive-dad = were-kid (both)

Were-dad + were-mom = were-kid (both)
Were-dad + human-mom = were-recessive-kid (female) & human-kid (male)
Were-dad + were-recessive-mom = were-kid (female) & were-recessive-kid (male)

Were-recessive-mom + were-recessive-dad = were-recessive-kid (female) & human-kid (male)
Were-recessive-mom + human-dad = human-kid (both)
Were-recessive-dad + human-mom = human-kid (both)

So after two generation of cross-breeding, the recessive is lost unless the line is tied back into the gene pool. Which would make for interesting family trees if the gene pool ever got thin. Hmm. But still, should allow for plenty of outside bloodlines to keep folks healthy overall.

Could make for interesting sociological problems as well, since you have three possibilities for a female were and only two for a male. (Plus three chances for female recessive and two for male recessive.) So the were groups would be much more willing to let a female were marry outside of the gene pool than an male, since you’d get two recessives instead of one. But on the flip side, a male recessive is better than a female because it has a chance for two full-blood offspring and a female recessive doesn’t.

And an offshoot of that would be that recessives would be ‘encouraged’ to marry back into blood and that a male recessive would be in trouble if he didn’t pick a full-blood female (since that is his only change of full-blood offspring).

Add to this that females are the one’s that determine the species of the offspring and you have some interesting sociological prohibitions to play with. Hmmm… *ponders*

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Daily Snippit: Urban/Suburban Fantasy

Cassian was the first were Matt had ever really met. Sure, he’d had classes with them in school, and there was one on his old soccer team, but he’d never really hung out with them– or they never hung out with him, he wasn’t really sure which. So it was still really strange to be sitting in a dorm room across from one. Of course it helped that Cassian had been homeschooled and was about as familiar with humans as Matt was with werewolves. The two sets of parents had finally left (and it was nice to see someone other than his mom acting overly parental), and they’d finally gotten around to the awkward silence portion of the evening.

“So, um, Matthais–”

“Just call me Matt,” he objected quickly, “I hate Matthais, seriously, my Mom named me after this mouse-thing from a book.”

“Your mom named you after a mouse?” Unlike most of Matt’s previous classmates, Cassian met the revelation with blank confusion rather than mocking.

“Really long story. So, uh, do you go by Cassian?”

“Mostly,” the werewolf shrugged. “I have an aunt who calls me Ian, but she’s the only one.” He looked puzzled. “Why does it matter?”

“I dunno, just, figuring out the ground rules I guess.” Matt leaned back against the wall, trying to shake off some of the nervousness. “You call me Matt, I won’t call you Ian, and maybe we won’t end up taping the room in half.”

Cassian look slid from slightly puzzled to completely clueless and Matt blinked. “You’ve never watched sitcoms?”

“Ah, nope” Cassian shook his head, “didn’t own a TV.”

“Well there we go then,” Matt grinned, “problem solved!”

“Wait, what?”

Matt was already headed for the door. “We have another two hours before the orientation dinner starts. So instead of sitting here trying not to offend each other, we’re going to co-opt the common room TV and I will show you the wonders of the boobtube.”

“I dunno,” Cassian glanced into the hallway where the normal chaos of the dorm was rumbling into gear now that the parents were gone. “There’s a lot of people out there.”

“All of whom will ignore you, I promise.”

Cassian just raised an eyebrow.

“Look, hate to break this to you, but you are lacking the one thing guaranteed to attract the attention of a freshman male dorm.” Matt paused meaningfully. “Boobs.”

Cassian laughed and rolled his eyes, but reluctantly followed Matt out the door.

Where he was promptly ignored (in a friendly manner) by the other freshmen, who were busy settling into the idea of No More Parents(tm) and on the celebratory parties thereof.

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Daily Snippit: Urban/Suburban Fantasy

“So,” David eyed the assembled teenage caped crusaders with something akin to alarm, “I don’t suppose anyone outside of the fictitious Iron Man is concerned about PPE?”

“PP-what?”

“Personal Protective Equipment, you know, goggles, safety shoes, bullet proof armor.” They gave him an assortment of blank looks and he sighed. “The sort of stuff that lets you take a licking and keep on ticking, as opposed to ending up in my living room. Again.” He wasn’t going to think about how much replacing the couch was going to cost, he really wasn’t.

“But I’m already bullet-proof.”

“Yeah, but not arrow-proof, apparently.” And oh by the way did you notice none of the rest of Team Teenager shares that ability? No? Well golly-gee maybe that’s why you end up in my living room every other weekend. But he wasn’t going to say that out loud. Yet.

“But, um, that’s what you’re for.”

“No. Nyet. Nr.” He glared at the offending teenager. “My job is not to be out running from battle to battle healing random superpowered meatsheilds who were too lazy or too cool for Kevlar.”
Which, predictably, just pissed them off, and David took a moment to count to ten before trying to salvage the discussion. “Look, try thinking about it like this: Why do you need me?”

“Because we’re out there protecting the city from evil!”

“So I’m supposed to let innocent civilians die because you can’t plan ahead?”

“Well, um, no– wait, what?”

He sighed. “What do you think I do for a living?”

“Banker?”

“Accountant?”

“Retail?”

He gave the last girl a sharp look, but she’d apparently meant it as a joke. “I work at the hospital.”

“You’re a janitor?” The look of horror on their faces was just priceless.

He just about kicked them all out right then, but no, he was supposed to be imparting life lessons or some such crap. The Silver Wisp was going to owe him a dozen beers at this point. “No you idiot, I’m a Pediatrician.”

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Daily Snippit: Urban/Suburban Fantasy

“I only bit him a little.”

Drake was pretty sure a werehippo was incapable of biting anything ‘a little’. He gave Saul his best withering look. “I’m sorry, was that before or after the shooting started?”

“After, I think.” Saul shrugged in surrender when Drake snarled at him. “Alright, alright, probably before,” Saul had the audacity to look offended, but really, hippos were pretty much jerks when you came right down to it. “But I really don’t see what that has to do–”

“Maybe because you’re the reason it started?”

“You can’t prove that.”

Which was true, but in this case, “I don’t have to.” Drake grinned a rather predatory grin, which was easy, since bears make pretty darned good predators, and Saul finally started to look worried. “I have all the proof I need sitting in the ambulance, either you need to get better at ‘tying up loose ends’ or your uncle needs to find a new line of work.”

Finally, after all these years, the hippo mafia’s tab was coming due…

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The Advisors (Blackguards and Plaster Saints)

When the ship left, four Advisors remained behind.

The Fleet had learned, through long experience, that simply providing the information wasn’t enough. Before we could begin building, we had to know how to build. In our case it was like handing a toddler engineering and physics books and expecting them to build a supercollider. The Fleet knew they had to provide understanding as well as knowledge, so they left us teachers.

The Advisors were alien, but not so alien that they’d trip our primal lizard brains from wariness to fear. Roughly humanoid and roughly mammal, they were ‘odd’ not ‘wrong’ and after a few years they went from ‘odd’ to simply ‘there’.

For the first few days there was a lot of bickering over who ‘owned’ the Advisers, and abortive attempts were made to restrict access (both to them and to the outside world). Which could have gone very badly wrong, but the Advisors were patent and polite, and simply disassembled any attempts to contain them. They had been sent to advise the world, and they repeated this in hundred of languages and thousands of iterations, until the world governments listened.

Which didn’t mean they weren’t still trying to kidnap them or kill them off, they just had a much higher expectation of failure.

The Advisors built themselves an island in the middle of the ocean, and setup their council halls on the new neutral ground. This lessened the attacks, somewhat, but eliminated the collateral damage.

There were a lot of jokes about the ‘Fortress of Solitude’ and ‘Evil Alien Overlords’, but there were a lot of things that weren’t jokes as well. The Earth had never had a real world government, and it wasn’t about to start now. War or no war.

But the Advisors never dictated what should be done, they simply suggested. They provided the world with blueprints, timetables, a global set of instructions on how to survive the coming war. They showed us how to learn, and why, and when, and basically led us along like the ADHD five-year olds we were. We resented them, sure, but we ate our vegetables anyway because we knew they were probably right. That and dessert was a spaceship the size of Australia and if that wasn’t worth a little broccoli now and then, what was?

The four Advisors were as different from each other as they were to us.

One Adviser was Gestalt, who reached out across the globe and melded minds with scientists and engineers. An infectious parasite, beneficial to the host, he was a tiny taste of Godhood. His hosts were prone to talking to themselves, easily lost in the constant conversation of the group.

Mender was the anthropologist, sociologist, diplomat who soothed ruffled feathers and made everything seem reasonable. With no solid gender, and no solid form, he/she molded itself to fit the occasion. A living mood ring, she reflected and refracted emotions with an uncanny skill. After Gestalt, she was the target of most assassination attempts.

Teacher was just that, adept at finding just the right way to unfold a concept into something they could understand. He taught the teachers, who taught others, who taught others, in a pyramid of learning. It was under his guidance that the educational system was rebuilt, globalized, that every available scrap of manpower was careful nurtured into position.

The last was called a thousand variations of ‘God’s Sorrow’, and no one asked what he did or what had happened to those who’d rather see the world destroyed than suffer alien infestation. Because the Fleet had learned long hard lessons on other planets, and they would not see another planet burn.

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Daily Snippit: Urban/Suburban Fantasy

Liz carefully surveyed her reflection in the mirror, it wasn’t often that she got a chance to prepare for a first contact. Normally they stumbled into other groups without a lot of warning, and she’d gotten tired of playing ‘ambassador’ in her traveling leathers.

“Yellow really isn’t your color.”

She turned to find Will sprawled on what was left of the bed, playing with what looked like an old cat-toy. Where ‘play’ was a half-step down from ‘kill lovingly’. She’d assumed the dog had gone off with the rest of the group to scavenge houses, but apparently her luck was running thin.

“It’s not yellow, it’s goldenrod.” And still in decent shape, which was amazing considering how long it had been hanging abandoned in the closet. She tugged experimentally on one of the seams, but the stitching held firm.

“Fine then,” Will sniffed, “‘goldenrod’ really isn’t your color.”

“Oh fuck off.” She threw one of the deteriorating shoes at him, which exploded in a puff of dust as he batted it out of the air. “Seriously, go help Mika or Danny. Shoo!”

“Shoe!” Will agreed amiably, gnawing happily on well-aged leather. When she threw the other half of the pair at his head he laughed around the mouthful of cow, but scrambled down off the bed to go find Danny.

Liz counted to twenty to make sure he had left, then went looking for accessories for the dress. This time she was going to make sure they came out on top of the negotiations. Positive visualization, that was the key.

And yellow was too her color, dammit.

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Twin Ponds (Blackguards and Plaster Saints)

Twin Ponds was a tiny town, but it had always been tiny; little more than a collection of houses in the midst of unbounded prairie. Nestled in the ground between houses a century old, the silver spire of the collection tower looked intensely alien.

They’d heard the news, by radio and phone, about just what had landed in the northwest field, so they avoided it.

Because there were other towns, larger towns, an hour or so down the winding roads and the aliens could deal with them. Twin Ponds was much to small for something so large to notice.

A month went by, shrouded in careful ignorance, before the spire began to move. It crept closer towards the houses every night, silent and still only when they watched. So they took turns, staring at the bit of somewhere else that had come to steal away their children.

Two months went by and the watches grew lax, because there were more important things to do; crops to tend and children to raise, houses to build and animals to tend. So they let it creep into town, and drilled their children in defiance.

Six months gone and halfway through the Zero Year, the spire began to talk.

They listened to stories of other worlds, other wars, other volunteers that kept The Fleet alive. Vivid descriptions of space, and life, and all the things that might be worth fighting for.

And then, as the months rolled on, it told them what the rest of the world was doing. The percentages, the thresholds, the quiet somber numbers that reminded them of what they wanted to forget.

And at last, when they were down to weeks, and days, and hours, it reminded them that if they could not choose, it would choose for them.

And when Exodus came… it did.

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Daily Snippit: Other Fiction

“Tell me a story.”

The Muse gave her Writer a withering look, “What, you mean beside the nine thousand plot bunnies I’ve herded into line today? Really, why on earth do you feel the need to backwrite snippits? It’s not like anyone is going to care if you miss a day or two.”

I care, now tell me a story.” The Writer was curled up in bed (fluffy comforter pulled close) having lived primarily on Advil and Sudafed for most of her workday. “Story.”

“Once upon a time there was a really tired Muse–”

“A proper story!”

“Kid, that is a proper story. We’ve got a protagonist, me; an antagonist, you; an impossible task, and heck, let’s thrown in some magic plot coupons while we’re here.

The Plot Dragon glared at the Muse from under the desk.

“Oh not you, you scaly wonder, I mean a singing sword or somesuch nonsense.”

The Plot Dragon was not mollified. Much.

“Or we could go with the one where the Writer gets up and does her homework like a responsible adult and stops making her Muse do all the work.”

“Not my genre!” The Writer made faces from within her blanket fortress. “More story, less stalling!”

“Fine, fine… Rodney lived on a small farm ancient city in the country of Florin Alantis–”

“Yay!”

“–His favorite past-times were complaining, science, complaining, and tormenting the farm boy air force pilot that worked there. His name was John, but Rodney never called him that. Isn’t that a wonderful beginning?”

“I have a feeling you’re mocking me, and yet I don’t care…”

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Daily Snippit: Other Fiction

“I can’t believe I let you talk me into this.”

“Right, because ‘What was that?’ is such a convincing argument.”

“Yes, but when you say it like Cthulhu’s crawling out of the sink behind you it’s a tad more commanding than normal.”

“Well he was.”

“See? It’s irrational statements like that that cause adventures like these. Quid pro quo: All your fault.”

“I’m pretty sure that’s the wrong bit of Latin.”

“Do you speak Latin?”

“Not last time I checked–”

“Then what does it matter? Ah-ha! See? It’s just a giant squid.”

“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaa!”

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Biological Warfare (Science Fiction)

Highways wound through the abandoned countryside like fractures, carving the land into easily defined territories. Some of them were still maintained, although the days of blacktop and tar had long since passed. They were patched roughly, cracks and potholes filled with local cements, and each winter the roads died a little more. Soon they’d be reduced to simple gravel beds, torn apart by weather and the vines.

The vines had never liked blacktop, and for a while they’d tried to hold it back with wide expanses of asphalt, vast parking lots that were never meant for cars. For a few months it had worked and the initial losses, while heavy, were acceptable. Mankind might lose battles, but for a moment they were winning the war.

But in the end, the vines learned how to burrow under the blacktop and pull it apart– and slowly the green carpet crept on, covering everything, consuming everything. Burn it and it resprouted, chop it down and it regrew from every tiny scrap, soak it with herbicides strong enough to harm and everything else around it died too.

Which is when someone thought of the sheep.

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Mr. Magnifico vs. Miss’Terious! (Urban/Suburban Fantasy)

“Kindly put that down and step away from the particle accelerator.”

Which wasn’t a phrase she had ever expected to hear, much less say, but she managed to do it with a straight face. Of course the particle accelerator wasn’t actually in any danger, the idiot had managed to pick up the one useless item in the whole lab. Well, useless to him anyway.

“You won’t get away with this!” Her arch-nemesis posed dramatically, but as he was sworn against using guns he was rather at a disadvantage.

“I know.” She leaned against the railing, looking down at the hero who was working himself into a blistering monologue.

“I shall– wait, what?”

“I wasn’t planning on getting away with it.” Her gun didn’t waver, but it was only a stun gun, so there really wasn’t any reason for her to be wavering. The worse that would happen is he’d get a headache. Plus, she really didn’t like him. “Did it ever occur to you that blowing up the city while I was in it wasn’t the best plan?”

“Um–”

“So it would stand to reason that I had no intention of actually carrying out my threat, wouldn’t it.”

“Uh–”

“So obviously I had something else in mind. Care to take a few guesses?”

“I don’t know about him, but I’d certainly like to take a shot at it.”

There we go. “Ah Boy Wonder, how nice of you to drop by.” She stunned Mr. Magnifico with only a tiny bit of inappropriate glee, and turned to face the newest do-gooder.

“You know, there are better ways to get my attention.” The Boy Wonder rolled his eyes as he hopped down onto the catwalk. “Like a phone, sheesh Kitty–”

Catherine

“–you could at least try to be a little less cheesy. I mean, seriously, if I wasn’t’ helping–”

“You mean if ‘Chip Chipson, Boy Reporter’ wasn’t helping–”

“–you wouldn’t be an Arch Nemesis, much less an actual criminal. You’ve never actually succeeded in any of these silly plots, so technically all they have you on is disturbing the peace, and maybe inappropriate use of leather garments.”

“Yes, but they get his attention, and your attention.” She grinned, “Plus, we both get nice fat paychecks from our respective papers.”

Chip grinned, “Well yeah, I do like to eat now and again.”

“So, ready for your close-up?” Catherine pulled her camera out of its holster and Chip gave her a suitably cheesy thumbs-up.

And thus did the Daily Planetoid and the Daily Trumpet get yet another set of magnificent stills of Boy Wonder and Miss’Terious doing battle against a moonlit cityscape.

And Mr. Magnifico woke up with another mysterious hangover and no idea how he’d ended up in his underwear in his kitchen. Again.

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Daily Snippit: High/Second World Fantasy

Loss is something you can’t escape on the plains.

They don’t have time to stop and tend the wounded, or fix wagons, or comfort the dying. All they can do is shed their losses –like rain, like tears– and promise to mourn them later. Because behind them the horizon is still a wall of dust; the Haroivan are coming.

She stays, even though she knows she shouldn’t, because Tiy is the last of her children and Fer fell long ago. She holds tight to those memories as she sits in the withered grasses watching the dust. There’s nothing to keep her with the People anymore, and she has no regrets, waiting with her dying son for death to swallow them both.

But death passes her by, with the shuffle of thousands of massive legs and the slobbering grind of a thousand teeth. She watches them part around her and then rejoin, a massive wave of grey and brown. Tiy slipped into the darkness two days before, and there is nothing for her to hold to.

So she follows the herd.

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Daily Snippit: Urban/Suburban Fantasy

Oddly enough, battling evil didn’t seem to actually require any combat skills. Which was fine by Sam, since she didn’t have any. Well, she did have a decent right hook, but that would have required getting anywhere near said evil, and that was asking a bit much. Thankfully, evil preferred to negotiate.

“Can you pretend you didn’t see me?”

Sam considered it; after all, technically Terry wasn’t a vampire and Sam was all for the technicalities. She could just pretend she hadn’t seen him deftly intercept the mugger who was now sprawled semiconscious on the ground. If she squinted she could even claim she hadn’t recognized him–

:Excuse me,: Fluffy snorted, the unicorn’s horn never wavering from it’s en garde position, :but whose side are you on again?:

“I dunno, maybe the innocent bystander this guy attacked?” Sam rolled her eyes and Terry relaxed, apparently half of the conversation was enough for him to realize he wasn’t getting vanquished in the next few seconds.

:He’s a vampire.:

“He’s a dhampire.”

:It’s exactly the same thing!: Fluffy stomped a hoof threateningly and Terry stopped inching towards the mugger.

“Except for the part where he’s not actually killing anyone.”

“Nice to know someone noticed,” Terry glared at Fluffy.

: Doesn’t matter, we are oathbound to defend this world from evil, and that: he bobbed his head at Terry, :is evil.:

“And the mugger isn’t?”

:No.:

“I think we need to work on your definition of evil.”

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Daily Snippit: High/Second World Fantasy

He isn’t a man yet –isn’t real in the eyes of the Family– so when he follows them into the caves, they say nothing. After all he’s just a spirit still, a nameless man-shaped thing that mimics without true understanding. If he dies, or is lost, there is no loss.

He’s made his own torch, a small simple thing that drips tar onto his arms and burns in sputtering gasps of light. But it’s bright enough, and he holds it carefully as he creeps forward, parroting the men.

There’s a witch here, somewhere, that smells of the sea and the sharp mint scent of a greatship’s timbers. The men are searching for her, and the spirit follows. He’s young, even for a spirit, and tires of the game within a few fingers of sunlight.

When he turns to leave the torchlight catches something on the cave wall, something that glimmers wetly in the darkness, and the searchers converge on his startled cry.

It’s symbols drawn in blood by a dying woman, but it’s the wrong dying woman and there’s a glitter in those eyes that gives her away. But it’s already too late and the searchers crumble into dust as her magic touches them, all except for the boy who cried.

Maybe she lets him live, or maybe she dies before the spell is done, but in the end it’s the same. He stands alone in the caves, covered with dust and the smoldering remnants of torches, and wants desperately to be home.

The sea witch finds him sitting there, palms of sun later, tucked up against the wall and drawing symbols in the dust. She lays her sister to rest, sinking her deep into the bedrock while singing soft songs in a language the spirit doesn’t understand. Then, when she has finished, she takes him by the hand and leads him deeper into the caves.

There’s a cave in the mountain that smells of the sea,
Where it leads to nobody knows.
There’s a cave in the mountain that smells of the trees,
And the echoes of long long ago.

If you sit on the hillside and sing to the wind,
She’ll answer you quiet and low,
If you sit on the hillside and wait on her whim,
She’ll lead you off down down below.

But if ever you follow the witch of the sea,
Through the caves where nobody goes,
You’ll never return to the land that you leave,
Lost to songs of long long ago.

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Daily Snippit: High/Second World Fantasy

Wynne wasn’t sure what she’d expected, after all she’d never been out of the city back in her world, but it certainly wasn’t the rambling white-washed expanse of the Sheppard’s compound.

The Sheppard in charge of Wynne’s group was busy chattering on about the various spells and handiwork that had gone into the complex. Everything from minor charms to keep out the bugs to the more complex heating and cooling systems that were half mundane and half magic. Wynne had just about tuned her out, focusing on absorbing just how big the collection of buildings was, and what that meant about other portal-napped beings, when the group abruptly stopped.

“Hey, hey, I’ve got right of way you know.” The Sheppard had apparently led them into the middle of a rather large caravan of, well, apparently ostrich herders. Although the birds were much larger than Wynne remembered from her childhood trip to the zoo. She eyed the birds warily as the Sheppard tried to bully her way into going through the winding march instead of around.

:Watch now,: Wynne startled as one of the large dogs paused to bark a warning in her direction. :They do kick, so watch now, right?:

She nodded mutely, wondering just how much the translation pendants they’d been given were capable of. At least talking dogs weren’t as bad as the talking dinosaurs they’d started out with. Avenshark was a really, really weird place.

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Daily Snippit: Urban/Suburban Fantasy

“It’s been three days, we should have heard something by now, right?” Matthais didn’t quite glare at Neely, who continued to ignore him.

“It’s entirely possible Cassian just doesn’t want to be found.” Maggie reached over the massive worktable to borrow the soldering iron from her husband. “Papa isn’t worried for the same reason I’m not worried, Cassian will come home when he wants.” She gave Matthais a measuring look. “He isn’t just another college student to wander off.”

But that was exactally what Cass had done, which was far enough out of charactor that Matt had finally tracked down his roommate’s relavtives. Finding Cassian’s aunt and uncle turned out to be as useful as Matt’s previous attempts with the campus police. The two of them were focused on the various broken gadgets that littered the shop table, seemingly oblivious to anything beyond the scent of burning metals.

Matt counted to ten before answering, even though he was well aware that both of the weres could probably tell he was angry regardless. Politeness was key to these things. “can you at least give me a hint of where to look?”

“No.”

“No you don’t know or no you don’t feel like helping me?” And Matt found himself on the ground outside of the toolshed before his brain had begun processing Maggie’s lunge. She pinned him to the ground for a moment, a blur of fangs a fur, then was gone as quickly. He waited until he heard the door to the shed latch, and then picked himself gingerly off the gravel driveway. Dammit.

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Karen (Blackguards and Plaster Saints)

For the first week they were awake, the ship’s inhabitants simply let them wander. Karen spent most of her time on the observation decks, watching the blur of stars sail by. Of course they weren’t all blurs, in fact most of them were still stationary, too far off to be affected. A few of the closer ones did shift position, marching stately from one side of the window to the other.

She wasn’t always alone, most of the time at least one of the other volunteers was curled in a couch watching the same stellar processions. There were aliens too, although the ship’s crew seemed to be giving them room. The language classes hadn’t started up yet, so there was only the barest of communications. Hand gestures that had obvious meanings and the exchanges of names and other untranslatable pleasantries.

And slowly the impact of what she’d done, what they’d all done, seeped in with the starlight. She would never see Earth again, never talk to anyone she’d left behind. Cut off from her prior existence as cleanly as if she’d died.

They take to calling it Second Life, because they aren’t sure how else to refer to the gap. Some of the volunteers refuse to talk of Earth at all, as if somehow denying it’s existence will erase the homesickness they all feel.

After a week they start classes, and after a year they start waking up the other volunteers. Someone calls those first awake angels, and it sticks. They aren’t quite human, but not quite alien either. A buffered transition from what they’d known into what they were to become.

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Daily Snippit: Urban/Suburban Fantasy

“Did it occur to anyone to at least check and see if I was still breathing?” Lucio pulled himself upright with a disgusted twitch, trying to shed the stench of death.

Tris gave him an appraising look, “No.”

“Dammit Tris,” Peter shoved past her to help Lucio to his feet.

“Hey, he said ‘immortal’, I thought he meant, ya know, immortal.” Tris stepped back as the pair headed over to one of the intact pews, wrinkling her nose at the stench. “If he’d said something like ‘I don’t stay dead’ or ‘I’m fond of instant reincarnations’ or something of the like, I’da been a bit better prepared.”

“He could have been unconscious.” Peter propped Lucio up against the arm of the pew and turned to glare at his partner. “Next time put a little more thought into being helpful and little less into picking apart the terminology.”

“Right, next thing you know he’ll be redefining vampire, and we’ll be out of a job.”

“And apparently the fact that would put me out of a job doesn’t factor into it.” Lucio snapped, using his unbroken hand to nudge the various fractures back into place so that they would heal correctly. He’d suffered through too many rebreaks to ignore the little things. “The next time I run into a pair of rouge bounty hunters in the middle of getting their asses kicked, I’ll make sure I point out exactly what flavor of immortal I am.”

“I was not–”

“Yeah, you were sunshine.”

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Daily Snippit: Urban/Suburban Fantasy

“So this is a dream.”

Matthias was used to lucid dreams, so the fact that he found himself back in his old room in Donnshire wasn’t at all alarming. That Cassian was sitting on the edge of the bed glaring at him was something new, but who was he to argue with his subconscious? So he gave Cass a sleepy grunt and worked his face deeper into the pillow.

Your dream.”

Matthias muttered something unrepeatable, and surfaced just enough to give Cass a one-eyeball look of doom. He’d been up much too late last night looking for the real Cass to play nice with figments of his obviously deranged imagination.

“Hmph.” Cass didn’t look at all convinced. After a moment of silence -and a few blissful seconds of dreaming that he was dreaming (and that was just too odd to think about)- Cass poked him again. “So why am I here?”

Matthias rolled over so he could deliver the full force of his WTF glare. Just like real life, it did nothing to dim dream-Cassian’s line of questioning.

“This is your dream, why am I here.”

“Because I’m crazy. Apparently.” And because he was worried, which apparently meant getting grumpy lectures from missing werewolves. He was going to have a good long talk with Maggie in the morning, this was getting ridiculous.

“Yes, yes, but why am I here.” Cass poked him again. “You should dream of me, not me literally.” Which made no sense at all, but Cass seemed rather upset about the whole business and Matthias really wanted to sleep.

So he pounced on dream-Cass and bundled him under the blankets, which (being dream blankets) were warm and comforting and the bed was much nicer that it had ever been in real life. Other than a startled ‘eep!’ Cass was amazingly relaxed about being turned into a wereburrito.

“There, now sleep.” Matthias yawned and reclaimed his own half of the bed. “I have to look for you tomorrow, you know.”

“Right, as opposed to looking for me now.” Cass muttered, but it was a sleepy mutter so Matt ignored him. “Fine, fine,” Cass gave up and snuggled in beside him, a comforting mass of body heat and the whiff of cinnamon fur. “Just next time, dream us a bigger bed.”

And that was that.

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Daily Snippit: High/Second World Fantasy

A story isn’t supposed to start with ‘And they all lived happily ever after’. Once the cinder girl marries her prince, or the pig farmer grows into his blood, it’s supposed to be over.

There aren’t supposed to be dragons, or witches, or armies from the North armored in the winter winds and riding wolves the size of oxen. No dogs with dinner-plate eyes or foxes that spend their days as women. The magic is supposed to be done, seeped back where it came from; no more curses or wishes or blessings or luck, just plain old ordinary lives.

It’s supposed to be happily ever after…

But fairytale kingdoms live by fairytales rules and the Fae have never been ‘happy’.

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Daily Snippit: Urban/Suburban Fantasy

Jack sat in the beanbag chair in Sam’s dorm room watching her gather what appeared to be completely random items. “So there’s a werewolf-”

“Werewolves actually”

“-on campus, and you and the unicorn are going to stop them.” It was sort of hard not to believe her, considering he’d just been face to horn with an honest-to-God unicorn, but still.

“Eh, for some definitions of ‘stop’.” Sam stared pensively at the jumble of supplies, then just started dumping everything into the backpack willy-nilly.

“As in ‘kill’?” Jack tried not to be alarmed at the number (and variety) of weaponry at Sam’s disposal.

“As in ‘stern talking to’.” Sam pocketed at least three different pepper sprays and Jack made a very distinct mental note never to annoy her. Ever.

“And that works?”

“Dunno, haven’t done werewolves before.” Sam looked pensive. “But it works with dhampires and brownies, and very small dragons.”

“Dragons?” And he didn’t quite squeak.

“Very small ones.” She shouldered the backpack and grinned at him. “Ready to go?”

“No?”

She gave him a measuring look. “Well, Fluffy was rather adamant about you sticking with me till this thing’s resolved, and I’d hate to loose a possible love interest because of goring.”

“He wouldn’t really– wait, ‘love interest’?”

“Hey, if I have to be the mystical chosen one with the talking horse, the least I can do is follow the script, now come on farmboy, we’re off to slay the dragon!” She offered him a hand.

“Werewolves.” But he reached up and let her pull him out of the beanbag chair. “You’re cute, but you’re crazy, you know that?”

“Mmm, sounds better my way.” Sam grinned and headed out the door. “To victory!”

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Daily Snippit: High/Second World Fantasy

Once upon a time there was a city by the sea. Each high tide, waves washed a little higher up its streets, nurturing tide pools and leaving foam and driftwood in their wake. Yet life went on, abet slightly damper than before. The kingdom’s engineers awoke each morning with primed and raring to do battle with the sea. They pour out of ancient academies armed with a mason’s tools and a philosopher’s ambition.

Some day the city will lose the war, but for now it wins each small battle with the moon.

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Daily Snippit: Urban/Suburban Fantasy

Werewolves were supposed to be lucky, although Simon wasn’t quite sure who’d decided that fact. Probably some middle-ager with a wolf into their family crest. Werelions were in vogue for a while, but wolves seemed to resonate somehow. Still, ‘lucky’ wasn’t the word he’d had chosen.

Simon started morosely across the soccer field where the newest member of Southernfield High was tearing across the grass in unconcealed joy. And with ‘lucky’ Rachel taking over left wing that meant that Kai was pushed back to center and Ralf went back to left fullback and that was Simon’s position. Or at least it had been.

‘Lucky’ definitely wasn’t the word…

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Daydreams (High/Second World Fantasy)

Dev had wanted to be a knight since he was old enough to swing sticks and imagine monsters. He spent every waking moment from five on pestering his parents to let him squire to the local barony. He memorized what little facts he could glean and hounded the traveling minstrels for tales of derring-do. He hung out at the local tavern, trading hours of stablework for the chance that someday he might have a pristine white charger under his care.

And when he was old enough, his parents sent him up to the barony (much to the relief of the other townsfolk). He was accepted as a squire by Sir Tellan and joined the ranks of other ambitious youth.

The Barony of Riverdown was a peaceful one, there had been no wars in a generation and the future look just as calm. Thus while there was no shortage of young men who dreamed of knighthood, there were relatively few knights. This left the squires six or seven to a mentor.

After a week of manual labor, long hours, and weapons practice that was much harder than he’d imagined… Dev quit.

Or at least he tried to. A contract was a contract and the Baron had little tolerance for layabouts. So Dev ended up working in the stables, with slightly shorter hours, a blessed lack of morning runs, and not a single weapons drill to be had.

And in the lazy afternoons, when he’s finished mucking stalls and hadn’t started hauling hay… he’d picked up his trusty stick and vanquish monsters.

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Daily Snippit: Science Fiction

“Better you than me, and I mean that in the nicest way possible.”

“Nicest?” Welch glanced over skeptically, but Thompson looked as unapologetic as ever. “I really don’t think that adjective belongs in the same language as low-planet drops, much less the same sentence fragment.” True, she would have thought the same if his dropship had picked up the latest mission, but she would have kept it to herself. Probably.

“Avoiding insult, you need practice with.” Riska didn’t bother to look up from the gun she was cleaning, but the Khriss was clearly amused rather than annoyed. The Alliance was still new and they’d learned to overplay their cues when working in mixed teams. It was too easy for humans to miss the subtle dips of ears and tail twitches that served to clue in the other species. “Sharp is lacking, apparent.”

Of course they still spent a good portion of the time just trying to figure out what anyone was saying.

“I think she means you aren’t real witty,” the cat-sized Quan learned languages as fast as they were spoken, but the cut and paste nature of their mimicry was rather disturbing. Welch counted at least five voices in the once sentence, one of which clearly wasn’t human. She wondered what had ever made a Holst say ‘witty’ with such alarm.

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Daily Snippit: Science Fiction

“How old are you?” Carson turned his head, remembering to ducking Ship’s opened hatch panel just in time, and glanced over at the newest addition to the gaggle of colony kids who were watching him work.

“Because Tina says you’re really really old.” The girl clearly didn’t think her friend had gone quite far enough with ‘really.’

“How old do you think I am?”

She took a moment to think it over. “You look like Jeffy and Jeffy’s thirty, but Tina said you’re older than Petra and Petra’s Jeffy’s aunt, so she’s really old.” She obviously wasn’t buying Tina’s guess. “But Dad said they called you when Mr Beckerson was in charge, so that’s as old as Jeffy just to get here.”

“Do you mean how old am I by ship-time or by real-time then?” He sat back on his heals and tried not to think of how old it made him feel to have to ask– Old news to Core kids was still brand new to colony kids.

There was a quick conference among the kids. “Real-time!”

“When I was born, your great-great grandparents were getting on the ship that brought them here. Ship here is a little bit faster.” He patted her hull and Ship made rude noises down the link at his use of ‘little bit.’

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Daily Snippit: Science Fiction

It worried her, more than anything else, how easily she fell into the rhythms of the cultures she adopted. It felt right, rising at dusk into the rolling heat of sunset, and marking her nights by the near frantic orbits of the satellites. She wouldn’t call them moons, they were too small, too dim, and far too numerous. She learned the languages, not fluently, but well enough that they no longer looked startled when she spoke. She learned the taboos and the mores, the unspoken rules and spoken fallacies. She unmade herself in their image, until at last they simply accepted her among the herd, unconsciously redefining ‘us’ and ‘them’.

By the time the second team arrived she’d filtered down the aliens into something translatable to Earth, and taught them one by one how to gently shape the definitions. It would be decades before the giant herbivores would accept them as they were, but for now she’d carved them a niche that wasn’t quite us and wasn’t quite them.

Which meant it was time to leave the herds behind, trade nights spent under a sky bleached black by a vengeful sun for the dim beige corridors of a diplomatic courier. Time to readjust herself from Vehelann to Human… and then step out into another world and into something else.